i’m not in the mood for sleeping. I think only having 6 hours sleep in the last 40 hours is having a strange affect on me. One, I really want to eat toast. Like, an unbelievable amount of toast. Toast with jam on top. Toast with marmite on top. Toast with nacho cheese sauce on top. Toast with toast on top. Why hasn’t anyone invented a multiple toaster? I realise that a toaster already cooks 2 bits of toast at a time, which could be seen as multiple, but clearly 2 bits is not enough for me right now. I need something industrial, an industrial toaster with at least as many slots as a loaf of bread. FUCCCCKKCKCKK. That would be the best day of my life if someone got me that. Two, the music I’m listening to is really affecting my mood, and considering I’m listening to my itunes on shuffle (thats right, the whole of my itunes, 7.5 days of it, eventhough that isn’t that impressive) my mood is changing from ‘YEH LETS ME PARTY, GET DRUNK, SWING ON ZE POLE IN FRESHER, THEN STUMBLE HOME AND BLOW UP THE TOASTER’ to ‘mannnn, i’m literally just sitting here…’ to ‘blahblahblahblah my whole life is so insane’. Also, I just looked out the window and thought it was daylight… I was scared… I’m going to bed.


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